What, you think it's complicated? You cooked one for your damn husband or somethin and said it was hard work? STICK IT UP YOUR AREA!
READ IT!
cas·se·role [kas-uh-rohl] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, -roled, -rol·ing. –noun
əˌroʊl| 1. | a baking dish of glass, pottery, etc., usually with a cover. |
| 2. | any food, usually a mixture, cooked in such a dish. |
ANY FRIGGIN FOOD! MIX IT! EASY BAKE OVEN HONEY!
Fuckin A, people! My kid had to eat a rock solid halfass cooked macaroni and various assorted debris for Jesus' birthday. Do you think that's what the good lord wanted for my boy?
HELL NO!
But guess what?
"It's friggin' Chrismis" so I had to be nice and lose some pricey dental work over that damn megalith I bit into that Judith threw together like friggin moosh.
I'd make some human food, but after all the Christmas presents nevrything, I was ass out. Caught some zeez after junior hit the sack and I swear that concoction that almost gave me permanent dry heaves started to break down in me or somethin, I had some serious nightmares, man! Buncha children of the corn lookin bastards runnin toward a big shed lookin thing with dogs or wolves comin after em. Then I woke up all hot neverything rushing my ass to the latrine where I coulda swore I passed my friggin liva.
Dollars to donuts I probably won't make it ta next week.
1 comment:
Richie, we need to talk. I believe that you may be in some danger. The thing with your garbage can being knocked over? It's not kids that are doing it. You probably think I'm just some nutjob from across the river but what if I'm not? Are you willing to risk your life on it? How about your son's life? Here's my email address; xXDeadDropXx@gmail.com. Please get in touch with me ASAP. Now is the time to move like you got a purpose, soldier.
DD
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