Agony

You've got to be kidding me. The last thing I wanted today was to know I hafta work on Christmas. I've worked in the plant for over 9 years now, and they can't even give me Christmas off? Bullshit! I wanna see my friggin kid!

My x-wife is determined to ruin this holiday for me, I just know it. Well. She's got another thing coming for her if she thinks she can keep Alex away from me. For cripes sake, the poor kid has to have his mother's last name. What kind of last name is Edgars? Sounds god awful right? The boy is a Yurack! You can see it in his eyes! The kid's only 5, don't give him that ugly last name, his buddies are gonna pick on him!

I liked it better in Manhattan where I could goof off and drink when I had to work on Christmas. My new boss is a total asshole who thinks he owns the world, and to top it off, HE'S DECIDED NOT TO GIVE OUT BONUSES. Bastard! I oughta ring his stinkin neck.