Friday, January 19, 2007

Attention everyone:

This is Sal, Richie's buddy.

Richie told me to let everyone know that he's been in an accident. Right now he's in critical condition. The guy that struck him says he slid across some ice and couldn't stop.

Richie's ex-wife is with him right now, and I'm going back to check on him after 5pm.

If you guys wanna try and get ahold of me, I'm salantino7884 on aim.

Sal

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

nyerknasahbess

Same dam dream. Nyerk nesahbess ove and ove again.

Whatdahell does it mean? I swear i'm gonna start drinkin again.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

That dam dream again

Yea so I hads another one udda dose crazy dreams wid the 2 crows and dis time they was talkin sayin somethin what I have no idea but it sounded like a record bein played backwads. I needta go see a friggin therepist.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

hey you guys everythins ok

Geez i guesses no one even noticed i was gone fer awhile there!

Thot maybe yous all wanted to know what happened there, but ey whatevr.

just visetid the x wife.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Holy hotubs! another book!

The title ses "The Pictorial Tract Primer", whateve to hell that means. It's a small book, blue hardcover (i thot it was black but the cole or fossils or whatevabroke away when i gots my mitts on it), dated 1865. I only gots one scanned image of it rite now cus I was up most ada nite trying to figer out what the hell its for.

Its got prayers and stuff an looks like its rittin for a kid but then its got lists of verbs an letters bettween the prayers an hymz nevrything.

It's definitely some kinda religious book. I was thinkin to myself holy joosefates if i turn the pages a certain way the tingsgona turn to frigin dust! With all the pictures of god an whatnot i was scared i was gona bust it. Godferbid the thing fols apat fore i gedenny money ferit.

Anyway i scand a saved page so to speak so maybe I gots more "news" like th last time ya know? mabey mabey not you know. I'll be creepin around on line a lilbit later so... you know whatever.

Friday, January 12, 2007

Now I hates birds.

I had this really messed up dream last night. I was leavin the house (not sure why) and there was no traffic. No cars, no people, no nuttin. I walked down the street a couple blocks, an I notices these to birds up in a tree. I walked some more an I sees the same two birds again. So I sez, "Hey you friggin birds! Wherd everybody go?" Allada sudden, friggin birds everywhere. Come outta nowhere turnin the sky black thers so friggin many of em. Like that hitchcock movie, cept they wasnt attackin me. I runs into a building (yeah it was a bar so what youd drink cauz a so much birds too) an theres two birds again inside. Crows or ravens or somethin I dunno exactly cauz I'm not friggin Tony Darwin or whatever the hell his name is. I don't wanna see another friggin bird so long as I live.

Why two birds in the dream? Cauz two is the minimum amount of stuff thats irritating to me.

Cept beer. The more of that the merryer.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

i found lotsa stuff.

I don't believe it. Apparently there was already a buncha crap in the house when I moved in. Bad enough I'm a pack rat but now I get to claim someone elses unwanteds and orfan trash. But among the cool tidbits I dug up I'm postin what I thout were the best of em right now.

A wiked old book (and yeah I do mean old like stuff growin on it old) called Fifth Reader and a newspaper clipping from around the same time... the late 1800s! What a find! So Anyhoo check this junk out an tell me what yous thinks!




The pic abov was the firs thing I opened up to,
cuz there was a newspaper clippin in it.




No more TELEGRAPH POLES?
Whhu whu whu whuttl we do now fer fun?
Guess its back to poprocks n diet sodas fer yoos!


Yeah yeah yeah I ant fergot about it.
Theres really not enough there to get into the story but
I do know its like c. 1906.
Its old. Like the other things.
Zoom into that book cover.
The camera always adds an unsanintary aura
and well as a bacteria ridden membrane.
Thats show biz fer ya.
Don't act like its neve befell you.