Now I hates birds.

I had this really messed up dream last night. I was leavin the house (not sure why) and there was no traffic. No cars, no people, no nuttin. I walked down the street a couple blocks, an I notices these to birds up in a tree. I walked some more an I sees the same two birds again. So I sez, "Hey you friggin birds! Wherd everybody go?" Allada sudden, friggin birds everywhere. Come outta nowhere turnin the sky black thers so friggin many of em. Like that hitchcock movie, cept they wasnt attackin me. I runs into a building (yeah it was a bar so what youd drink cauz a so much birds too) an theres two birds again inside. Crows or ravens or somethin I dunno exactly cauz I'm not friggin Tony Darwin or whatever the hell his name is. I don't wanna see another friggin bird so long as I live.

Why two birds in the dream? Cauz two is the minimum amount of stuff thats irritating to me.

Cept beer. The more of that the merryer.